dulect:

how to get up in the morning

  • you don’t

sexpansion:

René Magritte - The Lovers (1928) X Crystal Castles - Not in Love (2010)

(Source: northgang)

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

muslimnproud:

vodkapussy:

peterfromtexas:

Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner

saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite

I can never not reblog this pic

(Source: best-of-imgur)

(Source: stevenatasha)

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(Source: owlturdcomix)

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not